Friday, December 25, 2009

Comedian of the Week 4

Baron Vaugh




Here's a comedian I'm very excited about. I think he gets race comedy down exactly right. Smart and funny. And he's got the execution down packed, everyone I've shown this clip to said they were hovering on every work. Easily one of my favorites, but I was skeptical about posting him as the YouTube clip could not be embedded into my blog (what's up College Humor? Why you gotta be a dick?). Either way, you can find him here or by clicking on the picture above.

Wednesday, December 16, 2009

Sunday, December 13, 2009

Comedian of the Week 3





Some Canadian content this week! Al was razzing me for my last comedian calling it 'too easy' since Demetri Martin is famous now. Psh, it doesn't say indie comedian of the week, yeesh. But to shut him up, here's a gem from Toronto. While she's primarily an actress, her comedy folk is solid and 'Sandals' and 'Social Utility' are both songs I wish I had written instead, and the background voice in 'Good Enough' is comic gold. Did I pick her because she's pretty? Didn't hurt, but she can write a damn good tune.

Its funny things you run into at 3 in the morning while surfing CBC 3's website.

Wednesday, December 9, 2009

Tuesday, December 1, 2009

Thursday, October 29, 2009

Horror Games in Georgia Straight

I'm quoted in Vancouver's free newspaper (and the only thing I read when I'm back home) the Georgia Straight. Its a short quote, but its nice to be talking about video games again. I'm really glad he chose this line, I found myself ramblinga lot when I was talking to the writer and I'm glad he didn't quote one of my stupider ideas.

http://www.straight.com/article-266470/chilling-video-games-offer-escape-fear

Wednesday, October 14, 2009

Futile Self-Promotion

So I'm gearing up to apply to some co-op jobs for my program and I found a perfect position doing Web 2.0 work for the School of Public Service. Perfect! I blog, Twitter, Facebook, etc. So I decided to put together a website to showcase my savvy internet ways (www.robertparungao.com).

Its pretty cut and dry but hey, it does the job and I kinda like having a professional website just so I can control the first thing that pops up when someone Google's me. Sadly, I go to apply for the job and its been mysteriously pulled of the co-op boards. Of course. Now I'm stuck with a corny 'about me' website and the lingering question of where I'm going to be in January. A few other jobs have caught my eye and there's about a 90% chance I'll be moving cities once again. Primary contenders are Ottawa and Iquluit. Awesome.

Saturday, September 19, 2009

An open letter to Wolf Blitzer

Dear Wolf Blitzer,

I used to love your show but your epic fail on Jeopardy has made me realize that all you do is read a prompter. Please hand over the Situation Room to Rick Sanchez and join Fox News where intelligence is not required.

Tuesday, September 15, 2009

For my Asian brothers...and everyone else. Hilarious.



I'm stoked at the plurality of Asianness Jew Kwon brings into this song. Nice to see Asian not treated as synonymous with Chinese.

Tuesday, August 25, 2009

From the vaults...

Oops. My last post was in June. Since then I have been to four different major cities (Montreal, Toronto, Honolulu, Vancouver) and have busied myself with ridiculous amounts of work. One of my new jobs is as a research correspondent for the Multicultural History Society of Ontario doing archival and oral history research on Chinese women. Here's a gem of a passage from 'Publishers of Peace' a monograph from 1942 by the Rev. T.R. Millman.

"From the Chinese standpoint, the impact with western civilization has, biologically, been all to the good. Very marked changes are taking place in their physical appearance. The freer life and the playing of games makes for finer physique; the milder climate for a lighter complexion; and western diet, with fewer fats, produces a clearer and less opaque skin. From the use of ordinary sanitary measures, features are becoming better developed, and the whole facial expression more alert. Many of the young Chinese girls are most attractive, and with a natural flair for arranging the hair and for dressmaking, one often has to look twice to distinguish them from their western sisters. Marriages between Chinese and whites are few, as they are no more anxious for this than we are."

Friday, June 19, 2009

My! Fobby! Father!

On the phone, after telling my father that I was going to try some amateur stand-up comedy.

Dad: It must run in the family. I'm the funniest guy at my work.

Rob: Really dad? Maybe you should do stand up.

Dad: Oh no, but you can use my jokes. Why is golf better than sex?

Rob: Dad...stop...

Dad: Because you get more balls!

Rob: Thank you...dad, for that bit of comedic gold.

Dad: I know! Let me tell you another one!

Rob: Oh god no.

Dad: How is golf like sex?

Rob: I'm sensing a pattern here...

Dad: Because you practice your grip on the shaft! Listen your mother is laughing! I'm already funnier than you!


I've been upstaged even before I go onstage. This has to be some sort of record.

Sunday, June 14, 2009

Fringe Fest 2009 - We Call This Comedy





Pow! You hear that? That’s the sound of the 2009 Montreal Fringe Fest knocking my teeth out. ‘We Call This Comedy’ is the first show for my Fringe Fest bonanza and it did exactly what it set out to do, make the audience laugh.

For a Fringe a festival show the show is a bit vanilla, the format is simply the two Montreal comedians (Ali Hassan and John Hastings) each doing a half hour of stand-up. In between the two sets the two do some collaborated work in the form of songs and hypothetical letters to annoying apartment neighbours.

I’m familiar with both of these Montreal locals’ work having seen Hassan MC at the ‘Comedians of Color’ and ‘Comedy Without Borders’ events and Hastings at Comedy works and at a fund raiser for the Filipino women’s centre. Despite the fact that I’ve heard most of their jokes before this show still was able to get a lot of laughs out of me as they’ve obviously tightened their craft and execution.

In the first half of the show Hastings explores his experience growing in a waspy Ontario household and the process of telling his parents that he wanted to go to theatre school. As he points out, this would be a crushing blow to any parents who hope to have children who are “productive members of society.” The rest of his set, leaned a bit too much on sex jokes, but hey, its the stand up comedian’s bread and butter.

Before Hassan took the stage, the two shared some songs with the crowd. Sadly I had already heard this material at an open mic night at Comedyworks, and sadly the gags from the songs seem to work better in a more intimate setting, rather than a large venue like the Just For Laughs studio. Nonetheless, they were still entertaining.

Finally Hassan took the stage to provide half an hour of his material. In previous shows, I’ve seen Hassan do a fantastic job slinging around race humour like it was second nature, so I was upset at the fact that he did almost no jokes on race issues, rather he focussed on the topic of food and his experience as a chef. While funny, I couldn’t help but think he opted to stick to less controversial topics (like the fact that his mother was in the crowd) to ensure he reached as many people in the audience. While probably a smart plan, and certainly very funny, it’s not his best work.

Overall though the show does a great job ensuring that you feel that you money was well spent, of not for the comedy then at the very least for the samosas handed out at the end of the show prepared by Hassan himself. Food and comedy? Can’t beat it.

Tuesday, June 9, 2009

My First Podcast!

Here it is! The first podcast! While technically its something like the third of fourth, I wanted to upload it first because it was supposed to be for Asian Heritage Month but my mp3 encoder gave me problems.

Anyway, this episode is on Japanese underground music, and is co-hosted with my good friend Parker Mah. Just click on the link below to listen to it, or right-click and 'save as' to download it and throw it on your iPod.

Podcasts are the New Mixtape - Japanese Underground

As well, I decided to have a separate page for my podcasts which is here. While I'll probably cross-post, I like having things in good order.

Podcast Tracklist:

Song/ Artist/ Album

Mind Power (pts 1 & 2) - Osaka Monaurail - Thankful
Una Sera Di Tokyo - Takeshi Terauchi - Beat, Beat, Beat (Vol. 1 + 2)... Read More
Blah! Blah! Someswing - Gagle - Hidden Music Value
Manai - Ino Hidefumi - Living Message
Yellow Magic Orchestra - Firecracker - Yellow Magic Orchestra
Bisk - Waltz - Ticklish Matters
EXCLUSIVE INTERVIEW with POLYSICS guitarist Hiroshi Hayashi
S.O.S. - Electric Eel Shock - Go Europe!
反吐、反吐、汽車 - Nanao Tabito - Heavenly Punk Adagio
Yamasuki - Yamasuki Singers - Le Monde Fabuleux des Yamasuki
Sakura - Elfin Saddle - Ringing for the Begin Again
Opening Theme of Mario - Tokyo CubaBoys Jr (Ashura Benimaru Itoh - Solo Guitar)

Sunday, June 7, 2009

Update

Its over! My work at Festival Acces Asie has come to an end. It was a great time with great people, and while there's still a bit of report writing to tend to, the final event (Viva Confusion!) ended yesterday and we were up late cleaning up, and attending hte after party. Good stuff!

Ideally this will mean I will have time to update this blog. However, I won't be doing anymore movie haikus as I started a different site with my buddy Al just specifically for haikus. Its The Haiku Review.

Thursday, May 21, 2009

Movie Haiku #5 - 'Assault on Precinct 13' Directed by John Carpenter




My favourite part:
When the girl asked for ice cream
And was shot point blank.

Tuesday, May 19, 2009

Steve Aoki talks about being Japanese American




I liked his line 'when you're under-represented you're often misprepresented." I'm gonna steal that brotha.

Monday, May 18, 2009

Movie haiku #4: 'Apt Pupil' Directed by Bryan Singer




Punk ass high school kid
seeks out old nazi for fun
and fucks him over.

Saturday, May 16, 2009

Movie Haiku #3: 'Sweeney Todd the Demon Barber of Fleet Street' Directed by Tim Burton




Predictable Tim,
trades the play's comedy for
less songs and more gore.

Movie Haiku #2: 'Little Shop of Horrors' Directed by Frank Oz



The music is great
but I like the play's ending
it has dancing plants.

Friday, May 15, 2009

Movie Haiku #1: 'Zombie' Directed by Lucio Fulci




All I remember:
Woman gets speared in her eye
and zombie shark fight!

Tuesday, May 5, 2009

Some News

1) Manny Pacqiao destroyed Ricky Hatton. It was both amazing and anti-climactic at the same time. Either way, Pacqiao is unstoppable. I can't believe my dad actually bet against the future president of the Philippines. You heard it here first!

2) Dom Deluise passed away today. I still chuckle at his great voice acting in 'An American Tale' and he will be missed.

3) New Found Glory recently did a full set of Green Day cover songs...and man, it was amazing. The 'Time of Your Life' cover is a bit corny, but hey, they did cover of my all-time favorite GD songs, J.A.R. so I'm going to say all is forgiven.

Moreover, I'm going to go out on a limb and say that their version of 'Burnout' beats out Teenage Bottlerocket's cover from their split release a few months ago. Meh, either way, I love them both and any Green Day cover (especially pre-Dookie) will make me a very happy pop punk kid. All of this jumpy happy music is only getting me charged up for summer!

Saturday, May 2, 2009

May is Asian Heritage Month!




May is Asian and Pacific Islander Herritage Month! If you don't already know, I am doing marketing work for Montreal's 'Acces Asie'. If you're in town and are looking for something to do, please check out our events!

Thursday, April 30, 2009

Robby on the Radio!

Opps forgot to mention that I was on the radio last Friday talking about blogging and Twitter (how ironic). You can find the stream here. I'm on during the second hour.

However, I will be on the radio ('The Link' on Radio Canada International) tomorrow speaking about changing standards in education and my experiences teaching. While I don't speak that much, it was great panel discussion and the debate gets a bit heated! Ooohhh! Teachers gone wild!

Saturday, April 25, 2009

Reel Asian Film Festival

I met these folks at a Asian-American conference at Concordia a while back and in the unlikely event that you make films, here you go.

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CALL FOR SUBMISSIONS
THE 13TH ANNUAL TORONTO REEL ASIAN INTERNATIONAL FILM FESTIVAL
NOVEMBER 11 to 15, 2009

Reel Asian is Canada’s largest and longest-running showcase dedicated to contemporary Asian cinema and media arts from Asia, North America and all over the world. Annually, the festival attracts thousands of attendees to five frenetic days of screenings, industry events and galas. We invite you to submit new independent films and videos by and/or about East and Southeast Asians of all genres.

See SUBMISSIONS GUIDELINES and ONLINE SUBMISSIONS at http://www.reelasian.com

EARLY DEADLINE: FRIDAY MAY 15, 2009 (NO SUBMISSION FEE)
FINAL DEADLINE: MONDAY JUNE 15­, 2009 (SUBMISSION FEE $20 CAD)
Email questions to Artistic Director, Heather Keung at programming@reelasian.com with subject ‘submission 2009’ or contact the festival office at 416.703.9333

The Toronto Reel Asian International Film Festival gratefully acknowledges the financial support of the Canada Council for the Arts, the Ontario Trillium Foundation, Ontario Arts Council, Toronto Arts Council, Telefilm and the Department of Canadian Heritage.

Saturday, April 18, 2009

I'm on Twitter! (read: I am a weak, pathetic trend hopper)





Okay so I buckled and have decided to reactivate my Twitter account. In all honesty it just seems like a glorified Facebook status update, but after reading Aziz Ansari's hilarious movie commentary during 'Crank 2' I've decided to use my Twitter account as my movie rant platform as if you've ever seen a movie with me (especially with me and Al) you'll knows I can't keep my mouth shut during a film.

You can find me under 'rparungao.'

Wednesday, April 15, 2009

On Ritual, Secularism and Identity

Last weekend I was at a friend's passover Seder (for those who don't know a Seder is a traditional Jewish feast held in late March or April). As I'm not very familiar with Jewish tradition (and moreover I knew about 3 people at the table of 15) I just sat back and partook in the meal as a polite observer.

And man did I learn a lot.

While yes, I found out what a Seder was what particularly struck me was the dialogue that my friend Julia decided on for the event. Basically at a Seder a script is passed around from person to person at the table from which passages of dialogue are recited, followed by various ritual actions. What was interesting to me however was the selection of text Julia had picked. While the ritual actions that were conducted at the Seder were pretty much the same at any other Seder (so I'm told), their significance was different as Julia customized the script to represent the ideals of those at the table (read a bunch of loony leftys). As a result, there was no mention of 'God' in the entire event and a re-understanding of certain rituals to symbolize the importance of gay and lesbian Jews in the community, and finding a peaceful resolution in the conflict between Israel and Palestine.

As well, one of the other attendees (Ali) was Bangladeshi and told us all that the next day (April 15) was Bengali New Year and that he was going to celebrate it by 'going through the motions that he remembered' and of course this specifically involved consuming large quantities of food.

This got me thinking about the importance of ritual for us young adults who have grown up with a a predominantly secular identity. This rings particularly true for children of immigrant families be it second, third or (in my case) fourth generation. How important is it to maintain these rituals as we become more and more distanced from the 'motherland' or 'home' culture? Is the 'authenticity' of the ritual 'watered down' as we re imagine their significance? Or is a new identity and authenticity formed?

In my personal situation I don't hide the fact that I hold onto many traditional Confucian ideals despite considering myself a progressive. For example, when my grandfather died I didn't even think twice when I had to take care of his house for the summer because the rest of the family was busy and my application to law school was more than a little influenced by my heavy-handed parents and grandparents. However unlike most Chinese-Canadians, I'm not particularly bothered or burdened by filial piety, but understand it as my responsibility.

So is it possible to still consider myself liberal if I still cling to old tradition and ritual? What if this tradition is problematic or directly contradicts my more progressive beliefs (as is the case with many old Chinese customs)? Can we find a middle ground in re-interpreting customs? If culture is a collective identity, do we distance ourselves from it if we interpret our rituals on an individual level?

I don't really have any answers to these questions, but I'm muddling through it decently enough. And yet, while Julia and Ali were able to figure out how they were going to preserve links to their cultural heritage I completely forgot to celebrate Qingming. In an attempt to rectify this oversight - and pay homage to a great man (as I have no tombstones in Montreal to sweep) - I decided to burn some incense at the statue of Norman Bethune. While it was a bit weird to be doing this two weeks late (and I had a ton of people staring at me) it nevertheless felt good. For better or for worse...filial piety upheld.

Tuesday, April 7, 2009

Rob Moment #5432

So periodically I help the old woman on the fourth floor of my apartment carry her groceries up the stairs. No biggie, but feel free to compare me to Jesus.

Anyway, yesterday after I carried her bags up the stairs she seemed particularly friendly and spread her arms wide open. Now, coming from the West coast I interpret this as her saying 'give me a hug' and thus, I lean in and wrap my arms around her. In Quebec however, spreading one's arms means she wanted to 'faire la bise' (for the uninitiated, this means we kiss each other on the cheeks).

In the resulting jumble of limbs and lips the old woman ended up kissing my neck and (as I realized I was doing the wrong thing) I ended up kissing the inside of her ear (Hey! She was short!) and not wanting to be awkward I decided to complete the action by continuing to kiss her on the opposite cheek as she stared dumbfounded at my inability to properly conduct the most basic of basic French customs.

Thursday, April 2, 2009

Aziz Ansari is a Fucking Badass

Once upon a time a few years ago I watched stand up comedy video about Google hit results starring Aziz Ansari and Rob Huebel and I laughed my ass off. Since I'm always interested in comedians of color I decided to start following Aziz's blog and boy has he exploded since! You might recognize him as the racist fruit vendor on 'Flight of the Conchords' or from his hilarious MTV show 'Human Giant.' Recently, his new project is a prime time TV show on NBC entitled 'Parks and Recreation' which is shot in a similar fashion as 'The Office.' Its great to see comedians of color taking roles that are more than just a token gesture and moreover, aren't race-specific. Good stuff! He's got plenty of stuff on the horizon as well, and perhaps in the next few years we'll be seeing even more ethnic diversity in popular media. Its about damn time.


Tuesday, March 31, 2009

Sunday, March 22, 2009

Holidays and Stereotypes...

So I'm currently sitting in a Starbucks on St. Catherine's watching the St. Patrick's Day parade go by and the crowd is getting progressively drunker and drunker. Then I realized something...why the hell is everyone drinking on our Irish holiday? Doesn't that perpetuate an already terrible stereotype, somewhere along the lines of doing math on Lunar New Year or banking on Hanukkah?

Tuesday, March 17, 2009

Guest Lecturing!

I found out on Monday that I will be guest lecturing a class at Concordia (Sociology of Cyberspace) and speaking on racial representation in video games. While I generally keep on-top of race and games stuff its been a long time since I've re-visited it since the big hub-bub over my honors thesis and man while I'm nervous as hell about speaking in front of 75 students, coming back to this stuff after two years feels like meeting up with an old friend. If you're free tomorow, come on down.

Sociology of Cyberspace
Concordia University
Hall Building 420
2:45

Saturday, March 14, 2009

Some very cool news...

The very first Indian-developed console game is on its final leg of development. While plenty of programming has been outsourced to India, this (according to various reports) is the first to be locally made. The game, entitled 'Hanuman: Boy Wonder' is not only targeted at the Indian market, but also at Indians abroad. I found this news to be really uplifting. Not only does it show a growing game development industry outside of the U.S., U.K. and Japan, it also shows a growing interest in gaming in India! As well, I love the idea of games that caters to local cultural context. Lastly, the more game makers there are out there (especially from diverse cultures) the more interesting game play innovations will be brought to the industry.

Thursday, March 12, 2009

Robby on the Radio

I will be on the radio tomorrow, March 13th, on Radio Canada International's show 'The Link' (which starts at around 12:30) as part of a roundtable discussion on the recent humanist advertisement campaign that was banned in various cities around Canada.

Monday, March 9, 2009

Ethnic diversity on television

After having watched a handful television at the GSA (I don't have a TV at home) I just realized that perhaps the show with the widest spread of ethnic diversity is none other than 'America's Top Dance Crew.' I'm serious. Blacks...whites...Asian...latin...its a pretty good shotgun spread.

And of course me being me I focused on how the Asian dancers were portrayed and man was I happy. I mean the team that won the show (Quest Crew) are comprised of Chinese, Japanese, Korean and Filipino members. Hells yes. You can't believe how stoked I was to watch Asian folk on TV without hokey accents, kung fu fighting, or working in a lab (don't worry Masuka I still love you). Instead it was a group of kids doing what they love to do, and boy do they do it well. Moreover...Asian men depicted as potential objects of sexual desire? Oh man, times are a-changin' and its about time.

While I find reality TV a bit kistchy, I can't deny the raw awesomeness of seeing so many ethnic groups represented onstage. It would be great to see this kind of diversity in a storyline based television show but we're probably still a ways away from that yet. But hey headway is being made and I believe in baby-steps and I'd like to think things are getting better. Randy Jackson, your show has made me optimistic once again.

And since I don't watch a lot of TV perhaps things are even better than I thought. Anyone know some good examples? Battlestar is good (Grace Park), as is Dexter and Heroes, but I only frequent a narrow (primarily sci-fi) area of TV land. What else is going on out there?

Monday, March 2, 2009

Music to draw to...



This looks awesome and I feel I should promo it (plus I liked the apple juice line...). I think I`ll try to actually get some writing done here (or at least some marking)! Here`s the blurb...

Forget partying.... let's get some work done.

It's winter time in Montreal...
Are you slacking off on knitting that scarf you started in 2004? Maybe you've been trying to finish that third act of that play you've been writing...? How's that collection of Sonnets coming along? Are you still sketching out storyboards for that animated short you wanted to make?

Bring your sketchbook, yarn, or that lump of clay. Floor lamps, pens, knitting needles, and lap desks will be provided. Five bucks admission includes a free cup of hot chocolate or tea. Music will be provided by Kid Koala. Expect a full 5-hour set of some of his favorite quiet time records that he has collected on his travels around the world. Baked goods will be provided by Kid Koala's wife, Corinne, who dreams of someday opening a bakery in Montreal and would like to try some of her new creations first.

"I was working on the Space Cadet book and realized at 8 hours a page I would have to log another 800 hours of alone time before this book would see the light of day. It would be great if there was a place I could go be social and anti-social at the same time. Somewhere I could look up from my desk and see something other than the wall. I tried drawing in a couple of the neighborhood diners and coffee shops but they'd blast the radio, and the music and traffic reports kept throwing me out of the zone... plus they don't appreciate people who try to nurse one glass of apple juice for 8 hours."

Quiet people are invited. Bring something to work on. No dancing. Hope to see you there!

3 NIGHTS ONLY : 7pm until midnight :
March 2, 2009
March 9, 2009
March 16, 2009

Theatre St. Catherine: 264 St. Catherine E., Montreal, QC

Friday, February 20, 2009

(Wall) Street Fighter 4

Welcoming in the release Street Figther 4 and the economic crisis comes this gem. Oh web 2.0, is there anything you can't do?

Thursday, February 12, 2009

Do you like music?

I'm starting a second blog/podcast! Yay, even more work that doesn't get me paid. But I've been wanting to do this for a while so I guess there's no better time than now. Anyway, its called "Podcasts are the new mixtape" and my idea behind it is to talk to various people people who listen to various genres of music and get them to play and chat about their genre. Ideally it would be a good little introduction into various forms of music that I (and hopefully you) don't normally get a chance to listen to.

Anyway, I'm just in the process of finding a server to host the mp3 files, but once that gets
sorted out, I've already got 2 full podcasts completed!

Sunday, February 8, 2009

25

This fad hit Facebook and I figure I mind as well cross post it in the unlikely situation that someone I don't know actually reads this blog.

1) I’ve started to play harmonica out of a random appreciation for bluegrass music.

2) In another life, I’d be a private detective, a writer, a stand-up comedian, a film maker, own a record label, or work at/run an independent magazine. It’s somewhat discomforting to know that alternate-reality versions of myself are just as poor as I am.

3) Mike Park is my hero. I met him once when he was touring with the Alkaline Trio selling merch and all I could say to him was “wow man, you’re cool and stuff...what’s it like being Asian?”

4) Two people who have influenced me a lot are my Gung Gung, and my Lola. Whenever I need a source of inspiration I read their letters to me.

5) I’ve probably Facebook-stalked you. Perhaps out of an unspoken, longing crush, but more likely out of habit and boredom. Take heart though, your life is much more interesting than mine.

6) In Vancouver I used to get sick 2-3 times a year. In Montreal I’ve been sick once in 2.5 years. What gives Van-city? Wash your frickin’ hands.

7) In high school I was an uber-Conservative. Like pro-life, pro-Republican, pro-death penalty, ‘economy-can-run-itself’ conservative. Hell, I even read right wing political theory until grade 11. Yikes. On the plus side, I play a damn good devil’s advocate.

8) I love American accents in the same way most people swoon over British accents.

9) I’m deadly scared of heights. In an attempt to rectify this, I took a high-ropes course. This was not a good idea. The shaking started the day before we started and the tears started rolling halfway along the tightrope walk.

10) As a kid, I used to sneak into my parent’s bedroom and sleep on the floor next to my dad. He stepped on me a lot, but I couldn’t fall asleep without hearing him snoring. To this day, if I hear someone snoring I instantly pass out.

11) The only way to tell if I’m stressed out or worried is if I’m biting my nails.

12) I almost never judge people based on political or religious beliefs. However, I will judge you on the TV shows you watch. For example, if you emphatically don’t like ‘Columbo’ then I will have difficulty taking anything you have to say seriously.

13) I believe in and like the fact that musical genres exist. I like it even better when they get smushed together.

14) Kittens and Puppies < Skunks and pigs.

15) A smirk reeks of coy confidence and is unquestionably sexy...as is the ability to laugh at oneself.

16) I plan to adopt or have foster children.

17) Despite identifying as an ardent feminist, I unabashingly use the phrase ‘man up’ to tell guys to shut the hell up and take some responsibility. Blame the all boys school training.

18) I miss your company and think we should hang out more. Seriously.

19) I find crowd surfers to be annoying and selfish. As a public service I used take their wallets and throw them on stage.

20) Cookies, cake, brownies, cupcakes, muffins, and donuts should be replaced by candy, soda, chips, and pie.

21) In any given situation I have no idea what I’m doing.

22) While I claim to know a bit about music, I’m totally lost when it comes to classic rock. I first heard ‘The Police’ while playing ‘Guitar Hero’ and had to ask someone what a ‘Free Bird’ was. I have yet to make it past the intro of ‘Stairway to Heaven.’

23) My ideal future includes a huge house that I share with my friends. In this perfect world scenario my will kids have multiple adult figures, I cook for everyone in the house, and the living room has an unnecessarily large television.

24) I cheated at Kumon and even went so far as to fake the scratch work. However, I was caught when my dad found that on one test, all the right answers were in the wrong column.

25) I was actually going to do this list with 25 song lyrics that described something about me. I even started said list but halfway through couldn’t decide if it was creative or just a grab for attention. For example, my line for point number two was “I want to publish ‘zines and rage against machines.”

Tunes in the key of LSAT

Now that LSATs are done I can come back to blogging. In studying the last few weeks I've taken the habit of listening to one song on repeat ad infinitum. For the first week it was Jimmy Eat World's "What Would I Say To You Now" and for the second week it was Ennio Morricone's amazing theme for 'The Good the Bad and the Ugly' played by the UK Ukelele Orchestra. Yeah, its awesome.




Sunday, January 25, 2009

Happy New Year!

Yay! It's New Years! Sadly my family is on the opposite side of the continent, but I was able to spend Friday at my friend Cedric's house party eating home-made pork dumplings. After eight years of being a vegetarian, I've decided to slowly start integrating meat into my diet until September as I'll be going on a big trip this summer and don't want to offend the various cultural groups I visit by refusing their delicious food.

Anyway, have a great Lunar New Year and a friendly reminder that its not just Chinese people who celebrate this event so calling it 'Chinese New Year' is kindof sino-centric. It'd be like calling January 1st 'Canadian New Year'. Yeah...kinda weird.

Oh and finally I'll be on 102.3 Radio Centreville (Montreal's commuity radio station) today talking about how much food one consumes on a given New Years weekend. To use my self as an example, I ate for 6 hours straight at Cedric's place. Yeah, good luck to all those who have to do this all weekend.

Saturday, January 17, 2009

Rob Moment #4556

Rob arrives back to Concordia after being away for a month...

Phil: Hurrow...
Rob: What?
Phil: Hurrow?
Rob: What the fuck Phil?
Phil: I'm speaking Chinese...
Rob: What? What the fuck? What kind of racist shit is that?
Phil: I'm saying 'good meat.'
Rob: Ohhhhhh... I thought you were saying hello with a really bad Chinese accent.
Phil: (in a sad voice) I just wanted to show you what Mandarin I've learned while you were gone...
Rob: Whoops.

Tuesday, January 13, 2009

If you're in the Lower Mainland...


Please check out "Wrestling: The One-Ring Circus" photography exhibit at the Windsor Gallery, a friend of mine, Brian Howell, is the photographer. The exhibit goes on from now until February 8th and follows the release of Mickey Rourke's movie 'The Wrestler'. Brian's work however, has been around for years before the film and is passionate and painfully raw, I remember buying the book from him to give to by buddy Al for Christmas and just marvelling at the emotion oozing from the pictures.

Brian traveled with me in China and is a really cool dude. The last time I chatted with him he was thinking about doing stuff on punk in China and was currently (the last time I talked to him was about 8 months ago) breaking into demolished houses in Surrey and Delta. In another life (and if I was braver) I'd be doing the exact same thing.

Brian's Website: http://www.brianhowellphotography.com/

The Windsor Gallery: http://www.winsorgallery.com/exhibits.php

Tuesday, January 6, 2009

On Cultural Production and Chop Suey

I liked this video a lot. While I'm sure a lot of this has to do with the fact that it pretty much is the same topic as my thesis, she does a really good job presenting it and shows that she has done a lot of research. I find the performance to be a bit too flamboyant, but I'm willing to concede that maybe its because I'm a boring academic.

Sunday, January 4, 2009

Me in 'The Toronto Star'

About a month or so ago I was interviewed for the 'Toronto Star' by a very cool dude by the name of Raju Mudhar. As a matter of fact, even after the interview we chatted about gaming, journalism and a whole ton of other cool stuff. I forgot about the article but when I mentioned it off-hand to my mom she decided to go try to find it. And here it is! Trust a librarian to be able to find anything I guess!

http://www.thestar.com/article/540687

On a somewhat related note, Paul went out and bought an XBox 360 for Christmas and he's been playing Farcry 2 like a fiend. I on the other hand am glued to GTA IV. On the horizon? Fallout 3, Dead Space, MK vs DC and much, much more. The Parungao boys are saying goodbye to MMOs, and hello console.

Friday, January 2, 2009

Asian Mainstays Come to Hollywood

Man, this physically pains me. Like Michael Bay level hurt. But sadly, I understand that Hollywood is almost always about the money, and almost never about preserving credibility or talent. Evidence? At least five huge mainstays in popular Korean cinema and Japanese anime are being converted to the Western big screen and the outlook is pretty murky. I'm tempted to just out-and-out call them terrible but I don't like to judge until I see the final product...but really, lets go through these one by one.



Dragonball

Yeah its kinda old news that one of the biggest the Japanese anime series of all time is being converted to a live action film but it seemed to flow with the theme of this post. Now I'm not a huge Dragonball Z fan, although I watched a ton of it back when I was young. I'm predict this
is going to be another 'Transformers' where the acting is stale, the film will lean far too heavily on graphics, the fanboys will be pissed that the movie didn't follow the original storyline,
the film will be overly stylized with no sense of irony...oh yeah, and it'll make a ton a money. Mind you, since I'm not a huge fan, I'm not particularly pained by this, I mean really, how would they make it true to the original text? Have them stand around staring at each other sizing each other up for 45 minutes?



Oldboy

One of my favorite movies of all time. And who do they turn the reins over to? Steven Spielberg and Will Smith. Sigh. They do a good marketing twist though. When asked if the movie will be the same as the Korean version Will Smith responds, "we're going farther than that, we're going to adapt it from the original comic." How do we read this? Ah, we can't have a storyline as controversial as the Korean Oldboy but we don't want to upset the fanboys so we give a wishy-washy answer. Hmmm maybe Spielberg can include some aliens a la the recent Indiana Jones movie or A.I. Or maybe Will Smith can write a pop-rap song about being stuck in a room for a decade.



JSA (Joint Security Area in Korea...Joint Security America in the U.S.)

Yes, I agree. The social-political context between the US-Mexico border parallels the North/South Korean border. Man. And while I might not be a scholar in US history, I don't think that at any point being friends with Mexican border guards could potentially cause a full-scale war. How exactly do you pull off this film? Oh I see, get the guy who wrote 'King Arthur' to do it. That'll be good.



Cowboy Bebop

My favorite anime series is becoming a live action film, and I'm actually quite calm about it. I'm actually kind of interested in what they'll do. So far Keanu Reeves has been pulled in for Spike which, I guess is kind of fitting (in all honesty you don't need crazy acting chops to play Spike, just lean on the wall a lot and smoke). I tell you what. Keep the gritty atmosphere and I'll watch. Moreover, you've got the Matrix team behind it which makes me much more optimistic. Please, please, please...keep 'Tank' on the project. Their music is out of this world.



Akira

In a good case scenario this movie will be good, and surprisingly I'm optimistic as its being described as 'Blade Runner' meets 'City of God.' Wow, nice name dropping there Warner Brothers. You even made a bitter skeptic like me re-think the entire project. Moreover the exec bringing this to the table is the same person who spearheaded the new Batman franchise and 300 which have a similar dark atmospheres - so the chances of them candy-coating Akira are a bit less than if, oh, Spielberg took on this project. However, if they do re-vamp the ending to be more kid-friendly the movie is done-for, but in all fairness, how do you pull off a giant disgusting mutating blob that kills everyone in Tokyo and make it work for an American audience? Time will tell.