On the phone, after telling my father that I was going to try some amateur stand-up comedy.
Dad: It must run in the family. I'm the funniest guy at my work.
Rob: Really dad? Maybe you should do stand up.
Dad: Oh no, but you can use my jokes. Why is golf better than sex?
Rob: Dad...stop...
Dad: Because you get more balls!
Rob: Thank you...dad, for that bit of comedic gold.
Dad: I know! Let me tell you another one!
Rob: Oh god no.
Dad: How is golf like sex?
Rob: I'm sensing a pattern here...
Dad: Because you practice your grip on the shaft! Listen your mother is laughing! I'm already funnier than you!
I've been upstaged even before I go onstage. This has to be some sort of record.
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