An open letter to Wolf Blitzer

Dear Wolf Blitzer,

I used to love your show but your epic fail on Jeopardy has made me realize that all you do is read a prompter. Please hand over the Situation Room to Rick Sanchez and join Fox News where intelligence is not required.

For my Asian brothers...and everyone else. Hilarious.

I'm stoked at the plurality of Asianness Jew Kwon brings into this song. Nice to see Asian not treated as synonymous with Chinese.